Waving my dick in the wind

By:

Ween

from album

The Mollusk

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I'm waving my dick in the wind
Waving my dick in the wind
If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight
But I'm waving my dick in the wind

I'm lost in the sauce once again
I'm lost in the sauce once again
If I make it through the night, everything will be alright
But I'm lost in the sauce once again

It's been 97 days since I've laid my head beside you
And a million miles of highway in between
There's some red and blue lights that are shinin' right behind me
And that pig's a pretty mean bastard

You should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance
You should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance
Give that boy a dime and you could have a chance

To see old Jimmy Wilson dance

Dance Jimmy...
(I'm doing the best I can god damnit)
That's it...
(Well I can't really dance like I used to...I mean I try but...I'm an old
old man now)

I've got a real good feeling bout' old Jimmy Wilson
Sho' nuff' he's got what it takes
Do another number for me please won't ya Jimmy
Cause you're a really good dancer...

I'm waving my dick in the wind
Waving my dick in the wind
If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight
But I'm waving my dick in the wind

Waving my dick in the wind
I'm waving my dick in the wind

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