Ken kaniff (skit)

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Eminem

from album

THE MARSHALL MATHERS LP

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Eminem
The Marshall Mathers LP
Ken Kaniff (Skit)
Uuuhoh, yeah

Oh, suck it

Oh, fuck yu

Oh, Shagy

Oh, this is why they call you two dope ain't it

Oh, fuck yu

Oh, take it out, take it out!

Oh, now give something to Jay
Oh, violent Jay

Wait don't bite it
Don't be violent with it
now just suck it
nice and slow, yeah
oh oh fuck yu
you got oh
now give it back to Shagy
he was sucking it better
Oh, now say my name
Eminem, say my name, Eminem
WHAT!
Ohh fuck you guys
Gi-give me my dick back
Fuck you guys
If you want Eminem you can Have Eminem
Fuck you guys (Ken) I'm on leaving (no)
(Kenn wait, oh damn)
(Nice going Shagy)

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