Bizarre skit

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D12

from album

Devils Night

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Bizarre: Man did you see that hoe with them big tities?
Kuniva: Yo nigga what's goin on fool?
Bizarre: Whatup my nigga?
Kuniva: Nuttin man, yo, this is my girl right here SinD right here
Kuniva: SinD this is Bizarre I was tellin you about
Kuniva: That's my nigga
Kuniva: Yo look I'm bout to run in the store and get some forties and a coupla blunts
Kuniva: Man you why dont you go to the store with me
Bizarre: All right
Kuniva: All right bet, I'll be back in a little bit nigga
Bizarre: Aight my nigga

(Music start playin in the background "Bizarre's gonna rape ya")

SinD: So how long you been on Eminem
Bizarre: Eminem? Shit I don't know Eminem, I'm just in town for this little jazz festival and shit
Bizarre: You know, something on the side
Bizarre: Yo can I get you some sparkling water and shit? You want some water?

SinD: No, no, no thanks
Bizarre: How about some pig feet
SinD: Naw, I'm straight, I'm ready to smoke
SinD: Damn, what's takin the Kuniva So long?

*Bizarre farts*

SinD: No the fuck you didn't!
Bizarre: Girl chill out that shit came from my soul
Bizarre: Fuck that shit you better out dead youknowwhatimsayin
Bizarre: And I want you to give me a little kiss though

*Bizarre farts again*

SinD: A kiss? Kiss you where?
Bizarre: All right I'm a tell you, I'm a tell you, I'ma tell you in your ear

(Music stops)

Bizarre: On my booty

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