Pure inebriation

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Family Guy

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Take a drink

And you'll sink
to a state, of pure inebriation
You'll be tanked, like the whole, Irish nation

When you drink enough, of my beer,
You will find this magic brew'll
make you're every joke, a jewel
You'll drive drunker than, Oksana Biull

Go on buds
drink my suds
till you've reached, that pure inebriation
though the beer, may be free,
You're just renting it from me

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