Something in the water (does not compute)

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Prince

from album

1999

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Prince
Miscellaneous
Something In The Water (Does Not Compute)
Some people tell me I got great legs
Can't figure out why U make me beg
Does not compute, don't not compute

U think U're special, well so do I
Why do special women make me cry?
Does not compute, baby, somethin' don't compute

Must be something in the water they drink
It's been the same with every girl I've had
Must be something in the water they drink
Cuz why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?

Some people think I'm kinda smart
Why must a fella stop with U before he starts?
Don't not compute

I'll buy U clothing, I'll buy U fancy cars
But U got 2 talk 2 me, baby, tell me who U really are

Must be something in the water they drink
It's been the same with every girl I've had
Must be something in the water they drink
Why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?

Must be something in the water they drink
It's been the same with every girl I've had
Must be something in the water they drink
Cuz why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?

Oh Lord

I said, must be something in the water they drink
Same with every girl I've had
Must be something in the water they drink
Cuz why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?

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