Can't touch me

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Family Guy

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Cop: Hey thats against the Law! Your Coming with me!
Peter: Nuh uh uh! Can't Touch Me!
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Song Starts---------------------------------------------
Peter: Can't Touch Me!

Ju - Ju - Ju - Ju - Just like the badguy in Lethal Meapon 2,
I got Diplimatical Emunit. So, Hammar, You can't Sue.

I can write grafitte, even Jay Walk in the street.
I can right-a-loop, not give a hoot, And touch your sisters teet.
Can't Touch Me!

Peter: Can't Touch Me!
Joe: What in God's name is he doing?
Peter: Can't Touch Me!
Cleveland: I beleive thats the worm.

Peter: Stop! Peter Time!

I'm a big shot! Theres no doubt!
Lite a fire, then pee it out!
Don't like it? Kiss my rump!
Just for a minute, lets all do the bump!

Can't touch me!
Yeah! Do the Peter Griffin Bumb!
Can't touch me!

I'm presedental Peter!
Interin's think i'm hot!
Don't care if your handycap,
I'll still park in your spot!

I've been around the world!
From Harvert to Backbay!
It's Peter! Go Peter! I'm so Peter! Yo, Peter!
Lets see Regis rap this way!
Can't touch me!

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