Mister, would you please help my pony?

By:

Ween

from album

Chocolate & Cheese

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[studio version appears on "Chocolate & Cheese"]

Alright, this is a song - what the fuck was that? -
This is from "Chocolate & Cheese", this is a - this is a song
That we wrote uh -I don't know, probably when we wrote the rest of the songs
From "Chocolate & Cheese"
It's about a little boy and his pony
Yeah!
Sick little pony, coughing up snot
And uh- can't seem to diagnose the diagnosis
Ha, ha, ha!
It's called "Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony?"
Thank you! By Ween.

Two Three Four!

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there behind the tree
He's down in the dirt, would ya help him?
I think it's his lung

Mister would you please help my pony?
He's over there lookin' at me
He's cryin' like a baby, would you help him?
I think it's his lung

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's down and he ain't gettin' up
He coughed up snot in the driveway
And I think his lung's fucked up

Pony, Pony, Pony

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there lookin' at me
He can't talk because he's a pony
I think it's his lung

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's down and he ain't gettin' up
He coughed up snot in the driveway
And I think his lung's fucked up

That was pretty good...
That was one of the better versions of "Pony" I've heard all week

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