Steve berman (skit)

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D12
Miscellaneous
Steve Berman (skit)

I don't wanna have sex with pitbulls
I wanna roll on dubs, I want throw bows, I wanna rock prada

[Eminem]
Rock prada?

[Steve]
And who the fuck is this Bizarre guy?

[Eminem]
What do you mean

[Steve]
Do you need a cat-scan?
Where the fuck did you find this guy

[Eminem]
I mean, I've known him like...

[Steve]
This album's never coming out

[Eminem]
Steve, you've only heard one song

[Steve]
Fuck you
Get the fuck outta here
Now

[Eminem]
Okay, okay, shit

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