I'm having a relapse

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Eminem

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Relapse

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Torture chambers, secret passageways, vats of acid, and deadly vaults

Guess who's back?
Damn, it feels good to be back
I'm having a relapse

How the hell did he manage to get more felony charges?
He's already got life in jail, now what the hell is his problem?
Well, to be honest the smell of these chronic
leaves make me hella demonic
They compelled me to kill this elderly man and
I get these panic attacks
Pop a Xanax, relax
Tryin' to stick my fuckin' dick inside a mannequin's ass
Then I get manic depressed, see the orthodontist
Get gassed, man it's kick-ass
The first thing I put on is the mask
Speaking of masks, man it ain't too late
to have a change of pace and take it off and show my face
so you can see the things you facin'
Slice you up and cook you after you're murdered by strangulation
That's bacon souffle you makin', ain't you?
Well thank you, Jason
There goes one more coma due to blunt force trauma

Just give me one more soma and I'll be done for, mama
Go in the damn broom closet
Another Valium, lost it
Shovin' the vacuum nozzle down the bathroom faucet
It seems like every day I get a little flakier
The medication is making my hands a little shakier
Hand me that eighteen month-old baby to shake him up
It'll only take me a second to choke his trachea
Breakin' his neck in eighty-some places
Baby he's Shady comes lady
He's got the razor ba-blades
and the ch-ch-chain-s-saw, baby
You b-b-blundering, bumbling, m-m-mumbling dum-dums
Yeah, here I come come
You hear the rumbling? VRUM VRUM!
There's something inside of that blue ? and that drum drum
My head and torso of someone, where'd it come from?
Who's it belong to? Maybe the girl with the long blonde
hair who disappeared and left her cheerleader pom-poms
Clearly there's something wrong cause she didn't come home
She's missing, where is she? Something fishy is going on
I guess he stuck the bitch with the pitchfork with the long prongs
Now everybody get your dance on to my dance song, come on

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