Im ready baby

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Eminem

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Eminem
(this is crude)
Im ready baby
Baby sit your ass down
lay your boobs down
kiss my dick now
take a fuckin' bow now!

I first tie you down baby
my dick gets saved maybe
you get ready for my penis
but you wipe in your pussy with a white fuckin klenix!
Now with your eyes shut
now with a massive hard thrust
I push in in between the lips, and wipe your pussy clean yuh nigga bitch!
NEXT you pull me down
you ripp of your fuckin gown
DAMN girl you gots some boobs
If I lick those baby you can suck my tube! (MY PENISH)
FUCK YAH OH BABY YOUR KILLING ME OH YEAH MAYBE NOW ITS TIME FOR YOU TO END THIS RYME TIME FOR YOUR HEART TO RING A CHIME!

Now I simply wave my dick
in your face fuck you bitch
Time for you to jiggle your juggs

Ill hump yuh on the damn shag rugg

(Microphone squeeks)

Oh hey baby I didnt knows yous was here

baby-(You here a piece of clothing rip)

Oh right now?

yeah sexy please

(he starts noisily sucking a boob)

Your turn baby.

(you here a chair bouncing up and down from her humping him to the ground)

(THE END)

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