Remember the stars you loved yesterday?
Where did they go? Did they all pass away?
Was it drugs or a car crash
Or a face lift gone wrong?
No they're right here in Branson
And singing this song!
My name is Charo, I shake my maracas
Remember me, fool? I was BA Baracas
We're the performers you thought were dead
Like Bonnie Franklin and Adrian Zmed
Branson's the place we can always be found
They took Nick at Nite and made it a town
You can call me Ray or you can call me Jay
Just don't call me washed up, I do three shows a day
Charlie Callas doesn't sleep in the ground
Yes, I'm still alive and I'm making my sounds
Vup hi vup hala voop voop
So sit back, relax, and watch our revue!
In Soviet Union, revue watches you!