The Slim Shady LP

Album by: Eminem

• Rock Bottom

Ah yeah, Yo!, This song is dedicated to all the happy people, All the happy peopl, That have real nice live, That have now idea whats it like to be broke as fuc, I feel like im walking a tight rop, Without a circus ne, Im popping percuse, Im a nervous... Rock Bottom lyrics »

• If I Had

Life.. by Marshall Mather, What is life, Life is like a big obstacl, put in front of your optical to slow you dow, And everytime you think you gotten past i, it's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn groun, What are friends, Friends are people... If I Had lyrics »

• 97' Bonnie and Clyde

Just the two of us.. (8X, Clean the baby up so her can take a nighty-night, Your dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the wate, Ninety-seven Bonnie and Clyde, me and my daughte, Just the two of us.. (2X, And when we ride, Just you and I, Just the two... 97' Bonnie and Clyde lyrics »

• As the World Turns

Chorus: Repeat 2, I dont know why this world keep turnin, Round and Roun, But I wish it would stop, and let me off right no, Yes ma, As the World Turn, We all experience things in lif, Trials and Tribulation, That we all must go throug, When someone wants... As the World Turns lyrics »

• Bad Meets Evil

[Eminem] I used to be a loudmouth, remember me? (uh-ah, I'm the one who burned your house down (oh, Well I'm out now (shit), and this time I'm comin back to blow your house u, And I ain't gon leave you a window to jump out o, Give me two fat tabs and three... Bad Meets Evil lyrics »

• Bitch

Justin? It's Zoe, Kelly did not have me call, howeve, I just listened to Eminem in her car an, it is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard in my entire life, And I seriously wanna call his fucking agen, And tell him how fucking disgusting he i, It... Bitch lyrics »

• Brain Damage

Intro, "Scalpel." "Here." "Sponge.", "Here" "Wait he's convulsing!" "Ah, "He's convulsing!" "Oh my" "We're gonna have to shock him!, "Oh my God!" "We're gonna have to shock him!" "Oh my God!, Verse 1, These are the results of a thousand electric volts... Brain Damage lyrics »

• Cum On Everybody

Yo, mic chec, Testing one, two, um... twelv, My favoite color is red, like the blood she, In Kurt Cobains head when he shot himself dea, Women all grabbin' at my shishkabo, Bought Lauren Hill's tape so her kids could starv, You thought I was limp, now... Cum On Everybody lyrics »

• Guilty Conscience

Meet Eddie. 23 years old. Fed up with life and, the way things are going, he decides to rob , liquor store. But on his way in, he has a sudde, change of heart. And suddenly, his conscienc, comes into play.., Dre: Alright, stop! (Huh?) Now before you walk... Guilty Conscience lyrics »

• I'm Shady

Who came through with two glocks to terrorize your borough (Huh?, Told you how to slap dips and murder your girl (I did, Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twir, Sold a billion tapes and still screamed fuck the worl, (Slim Shady), so come... I'm Shady lyrics »

• Just Don't Give A Fuck

Intro Frogg, Whoa, a get your hands in the air and get to clappin 'em, and like, back and forth bacause, ah, this is what you thought i, wasn't. It bes the brothers roughest to enter, dirty dozen., I be the F-R-O and double G *coughing in background, And... Just Don't Give A Fuck lyrics »

• Ken Kaniff

[Ken Kaniff]This is Ken Kaniff, [Eminem]Who, [Ken Kaniff]Ken Kaniff from Connecticut, you little bitch, [Eminem]From Connecticut? I don't know nobody in Connecticut, [Ken Kaniff]Yeah, you wanna get a hotel room with me, [Eminem]A hotel room, [Ken Kaniff... Ken Kaniff lyrics »

• Lounge

This is for all the ladies out there.., I never meant to.., give you mushrooms gir, I never meant to.., bring you to my worl, And now you're lying in the corner...cryin, Yeah, woooo! Lounge lyrics »

• My Fault

* Eminem does the voices of all characters in the song , The world's not against you, I'm sorry your father raped yo, So what you had your little coochie in your dad's mouth, That ain't no reason to start wiggin and spaz ou, She said, [G] Help me I think... My Fault lyrics »

• My Name Is

Chorus: repeat 2, Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?, My name is.. Slim Shad, Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?, My name is.. Slim Shad, Ahem.. excuse me, Can I have the attention of the class, for one second, and stapled his nuts to... My Name Is lyrics »

• Paul

Hey, what's going on, this is Paul Rosenberger, attorney of law, Listen, I listened to the rough copy of your albu, And uh, you know I've just got to be honest with yo, Can you tone it down a little bit, Because there's only so much I can explain, Give... Paul lyrics »

• Public Service Announcement

This is a public service announcement brought to you in part by Slim Shad, The views and events expressed here are totally fucke, and are not necessarily the views of anyon, However, the events and suggestions that appear on this albu, are not to be taken... Public Service Announcement lyrics »

• Role Model

OK, I'm going to attempt to drown myself, You can try this at home, You can be just like me, Mic check one two.. we recordin?, I'm cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer thi, If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibu, I... Role Model lyrics »

• Soap

Skylar Montgomery, What do you want from me Roger, I know it was you all along messing around with my dear Veronica, Wait a minute. You hold it right there. Me and that woman love each other, Love? What do you know of love, We were destined to be together... Soap lyrics »

• Still Don't Give a Fuck

A lot of people ask me, Am I afraid of deat, Hell yeah I'm afraid of deat, I dont want to die ye, A lot of people think that I worship the devi, That I do all types of retarded shi, Look, I cant change the way I thin, And I cant change the way I a, But... Still Don't Give a Fuck lyrics »